Realtors are the scum of the earth.  Rob and Sylvia embark on their search for an affordable dwelling to cohabitate in, only to be confronted by the reality of the "Realty Gap."  Conned by the classic "bait and switch" routine, led by the nose to unlivable dumps, shown nice places and then turned down because of their low incomes, Rob and Sylvia decide to out-con the broker slime.  If you've ever been mired in the world of apartment searching, read this issue!  You might just learn a thing or two.  Back cover by Pat McEown (Grendel/Zombie World)