It seems the only person less happy with - and more embarrassed by - Rob's career than Sylvia is Rob himself.  Deciding to broaden his professional horizons, Rob takes his portfolio in hand and goes off to seek his fortune in the wonderful world of upscale periodicals.  Confronted by shine-ons, brush-offs and slap-downs, the results are somewhat broadcast by the issue's evocative title: "Art Directors Must Die!"  Back cover by Kyle Baker (Why I Hate Saturn)