ISSUE #9  
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In "Artsy Fartsy", culture vultures Rob and Sylvia pay a visit to The Museum of Modern Art and find inspiration in equal measure in both the beautiful, as well as the crappy examples of art on display there.  When both doff their duds and attack their canvases, more corporeal pursuits seem inevitable.  And speaking of matters fleshy, this issue marks a slight change in format.  Starting with this issue, Minimum Wage will be the home to shorter backup stories by some of today’s top flight talent.  Kicking the whole thing off is ace ink-stud Pat (Zombie World) McEown’s "Hormones".